Tiger King Rap Battle - Joe Exotic vs. Carole Baskin vs. Doc Antle vs. Jeff Lowe

Who did binge watch #TigerKing on Netflix during quarantine? 🐯Hey all you cool cats and kittens! Who wins this Rap Tiger King Battle? 🐯 Song soon on Spotify & iTunes!! Lyrics: Ladies and gentlemen, Live from the road side zoo! Carole Baskin, Doc Antle, The boyfriends, The workers, Jeff Lowe, and of course the one and only Joooeee Exoootiiic! Now who’s the real winner of the series? Joe Exotic: Here’s Joe Exotic, ya’ll know it’s me, Tiger King the real MVP, I aired on TV, got my own CD, these wankers over here ain't got nothing on me! They sent me to prison, without any reason, they knew I’d become the star of this Netflix season. But who’s the real villain? Yeah thanks for asking! I rip your head off, Carole fuckin’ Baskin! Caroles Husband Jack Donald Lewis: These are serious allegations. Carole is my beautiful wife, and she’s innocent. Carole Baskin: Thanks Howard. Now go back in your cage. Hey all you cool cats and kittens! Carole, Baskin, I’m the badest bitch in town, making all the men around me look like clowns, you say I’m a murderer but thats not true, If you claim otherwise I need to come for you. I have all the money to sue you and drag you to court, No one fucks with Carole’s big cat resort! And for everyone’s attacking me, here’s a reminder: Shut your mouth or you’ll end up in the meatgrinder. The workers: Nice try Carole! But nobody cares as much for big cats as we do. We are the only guys who are really tough, We are the workers! I even got my arm bit off. We feed the tigers, clean the cages, deliver cats with the truck, The only ones really honest and we still don’t give a fuck! Doc Antle: Obviously, I’m the only G! Doc Antle here, successful as can be, They learned it all from me, godfather of tigers, who says otherwise? hmm they’re fucking liars! Who else rides an elephant and runs a cult? All these other guys are fools, I’m the only adult. John Finlay: Doc Antle really? Next up John Finlay! I was fooled and portrayed as a hillbilly, They methed me up, yeah they gave me drugs, They took advantage of me, cause I needed bucks. But actually, I’m a loyal guy, happy I escaped this mess, look at my smile! Dillon Passage: Yeah nice, but who cares for smiles? I stick with Joe, even in difficult times. He calls me from Jail: „I’ll be released soon“. And then we start all over, on our honeymoon. I’m the only one who can deal with Joe, that’s why I’m th real winner of the show! Jeff Lowe: No no no no, you’ve been brainwashed… Listen up: Who’s the real winner? Yeah me Jeff Lowe! I saved Joes roadside zoo, when he was broke. Ya’ll accusing me of being a snitch? That’s all made up shit, look Joe is crazy, period! My name speaks success, I got money and girls, I got wife, nanny, tigers – all the pussy in the world. Who’s your winner of the series, and why? Leave a comment below. Epic Tiger King Rap Battle

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